If I would to have an absolute extreme life, I would be a superwoman.
I always believe that we, girls, have very strong qualities (ech hem…), I’ve always wanted to be a heroine with all the strengths of Superman plus the allures of a beautiful woman, sans the underwear outside.
“Eoeoeoeoeoeo…” police cars passed by, I knew there’s another crime case. Superman has gone MIA for sometime now, he happened to disappear since the city fell in water outage… Ever since then, the crime rate has been increasing tremendously. There’s crime happening in every 5 minutes.
Burglars have been celebrating in bars and throwing extravagant parties with the money they stole like nobody else business. The police are helpless, and people live in anxiety.
Me, the wannabe Superwoman, decided to do something to save the world. I searched high and low for Superman for 3 days w/o eating and sleeping. God helps them who help themselves, yes? I spotted the red cape that belonged to Superman at an abandoned mansion – when I went near it I smelled something so terrible I almost puked.
I swear, I really was almost shocked to death when I saw “my” Superman in such situation. I forced myself to go near him, after talking to him; I understood that he was suffering polyhidrosis which cause him to perspire excessively (eww… so unfab!). *as you know superman flies with his arms at ninety degrees, right?* that’s why he has been MIA ever since the city fell in water outage. He is extremely depressed – because of the body odour he had, and because it’s stopping him from saving the world… (Awww…)
All of a sudden, I thought of the REXONA ABSOLUTE EXTREME that I have in my bag. (I was supposed to give it to my stinky cousin who games so much he cannot remember to bathe) In the blink of an eye, I thought of giving it to Superman – we should always help the needy, right? I passed it to him and he had the gall to look at me weirdly. The nerve of the man.
and tadaaa! smells so good he can’t resist smelling himself!
He then thanked me profusely (I’m indirectly the saviour of the world, k), and made me his partner-in-crime (whoops, I mean, partner-in-saving the world!). I’m now officially a part-time Super Woman. *evil laughter (Whoops, again… I’m supposed to laugh happily!)
I now go around saving people, a lot. Though I do it part time and undercover (don’t we all?), I’m very proud of myself! It’s my lifelong dream after all…
My dream came true, thanks to Rexona Men Absolute Protection deodorant!!!
I go about saving the world, especially people who suffer from Polyhydrosis.
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Rexona Absolute Extreme Contest is based on the premise of writing about your dreams. If there was no limit to what you could do, what would your life be like?
Step 1: Write a blog entry on the theme “If I had an ABSOLUTE EXTREME life”. The style, content and length of this post is entirely up to you – be crazy, be cute, be funny, be extreme.
Step 2: Following the theme, take a photo of yourself in your most extreme moment with a bottle of Rexona Men Absolute Protection deodorant and include it with your entry. Push your imagination to the limit!
Step 3: Then, drop an email to rexonaabsolute@nuffnang.com with your full name and permalink of your written blog post before 29 January 2008 and you can stand a chance to win these prizes:
And now the most exciting part, the prizes.
I am your SUPERWOMAN.
EXTREME PRIZES
Grand Prize x 1: Full Day Car Drifting Course (car provided)
2nd Prize x 1: White Water Rafting Experience for 2
3rd Prize x 1: Adventure Hike at Gombak Forest Reserve for 4
Consolation prizes x 7: Rexona Men Absolute Survival Kit
p/s – Girls are encourage to participate in this contest too. =)
Grave
February 4, 2009OK i already update my blog… Check it out then tell me there xD… FASTER GO CHECK CHECK CHECK!!!
-Ernest (ernestgrave.blogspot.com)
orge
February 4, 2009haha,
its quite funny,
nice advertising superwoman~~
Daniel tOng
February 4, 2009ur “empty sky without the superman” is really funny… haha.. like that also can..
Siaokia_yell
February 4, 2009wowow!!wakakakaka…a good advertisent for REXONNA! Haha
I guess they gonna looking for you to be their ambassodor!
wakakaka
Hazuki
February 4, 2009OMG OMG!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
Fanny the smelly superman LOL!!!!
Great Job! Thumbs up! XD~!
Anonymous
February 4, 2009u know rite..i think you shud change ur hairsytle. i know u wanna look older and all but too all la. u look like ur friggin 28 and a bit lala. sorry. i like reading what u write but whne i see ur photo i just wanna leave. pretty face but hair nah. just an advice. dun take it harshly. sorry if it is offensive.
Arth Akal
February 4, 2009LOL too cute.
good luck! :D
Beh
February 4, 2009haha…nice 1…thumbs up for you…hope u will get the prizes…
乌鸦
February 4, 2009lolz. okay, superwoman.
BernardC
February 4, 2009Hello NN blogger of the month!!!
LOL
Superwoman
BanaNA
February 4, 2009HAaaa…a deodarant makes a story,that’s very interesting one…hahahaaaa…
He’s wearing the undie that you’ve gave him as his present oo,hahaaaa..
Oh,and congratz to be the blogger of the month,i just realised btw,heee,didnt check up my nuffnang for some time…
How much i wish i could be blogger of the month either,or maybe of the day will do,hohohooo..
take care~
Ian Must Die!!!
February 5, 2009LOLOLOL. Finally I See Us From No.19 In This Ad Of Yours. Posted Much Later Than Expected Though…
Grave
February 5, 2009Now don’t know what to update already zZZ
ruki :: yee
February 5, 2009lolxx..a quite nice advertisent.. sound funny but it is nice..xD
lolxx..smelly superman..~.~
RongJing's Dribs and Drabs
February 5, 2009Funny advertisement. Eminence idea.
Special one
February 6, 2009Creative~~~
I like the superman~~
HAHHAAHHA!!
Huai Bin
February 8, 2009Nice one Tzia! :)
I loved reading it!
Hey, what’s that guy snorting?
…and erm, why is it so messy one? Powder all over the place. Ketamine grows on trees? ;)
CherliN :: Tzia
February 9, 2009ernest – check sudah la.
orge,Arth Akal, meiqi, rongjing, beh, ruki, banana – haha. thanks a lot yea, glad that you all enjoy reading it.
specialone – dun like the superwoma huh?
huaibin – haha. he’s taking drugs, and the powder = so called “drugs”. it’s flour actually. ketamine?
bernardC – hello!
Ian -like, finally?
乌鸦 – haha.
anon – oh. 28? i accept ur insults. =)
siaokia – haha. mana ada?
danieltong – very lame kan?
Huai Bin
February 9, 2009Yeah, it looks most like ketamine coz that’s the only common drug available in Malaysia in powder form. We’re not exactly overflowing with cocaine over here. :)
If it were Australia, I wouldn’t say ketamine coz it comes in liquid form over there for injecting and would most prob be meth (coz it’s so isolated the most commonly available form is powder, unlike crystal, which we get here).
OMG! Don’t make me talk about my favorite topic! I won’t stop one. :p
Anyway, it’s called hyperhidrosis. Excessive sweating. :)