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The Whyte Academy

Hello lovelies, I just discovered a really wacky programme online (I can’t wait to share it with you guys!) Well, before that, I proudly announce that I am now one of the alumni members of the Whyte Academy!!

Mistreated. Graduated. Now vindicated.
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So, what is The Whyte Academy?

It is an “academy” established by the founder, Wayne Whyte – an accomplished narcissist (comparable to the likes of Steve Jobs, Richard Branson, etc.) – to help people become as good as he is. He’s been featured as a key personality in huge publications such as TYME magazine, PHORBES magazine, ENQUIRE magazine, KLEO magazine (no, not typos); he was even the first human to summit Mt Everest in a singlet. (yes, singlet!)

His secret? A winning Smile, and Darlie EXPERT WHITE.
Wayne explains it all in the Whyte Academy’s Introduction Video.

I have participated in the following programmes:

Be a Social Media Socialite – by Jessie Molarr, the Social Media Star.
This set of wacky assessment determine your social media persona.
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“There’s only one thing that’s more important than your real persona, and that’s your online persona.”
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1st test: INSTAGRAM USAGE AS A BEHAVIOURAL AND PSYCHOLOGICAL BAROMETER

Honestly, I might take millions of selfies.
But I do not agree with spamming it all over your insta page.
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One selfie insta posting a day is fine. No?
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The result! What kind of an Instagrammer do people see you as?

My friends called me the INSTA-ADDICT, a socialpath, which I didn’t quite agree.
& this assessment just proved that I am “SOCIALLY BALANCED”. Take that! Haha.

And nope; this is not only a single question test – the question above is just one of the questions and I have gone through a series of them; and I am certainly a certified Socially Balanced individual hahahha!
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2nd test – CONSERVATIVE OR LIBERAL: AN OVERVIEW OF FACEBOOK HABITS

I wonder would there be anyone who would rather announce their death. Like, seriously?
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Well. Haha. *flipsss hair*
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Take the test now, see if you are a social sociopath or socially cold; or you are like me, SOCIALLY BALANCED! Be ready to receive honest analyses on your social standing and receive recommendations for improvement. You won’t regret it!

I am now more confident than before on social media. I need no approval to post my shameless SELFIEEEEE! Hahahaha.
Next up, SMILE TO WIN, by Rootpinder Singh – Senior Professor.
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1st test – TO SMILE OR NOT TO SMILE
Here are a series of social situations. Pick your response.
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Er, someone please enlighten me on how week-old belacan + durian smells like.
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Muahahaha.
Just so you know. This can be pretty creepy.
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Then, the “Go Dental Bootcamp”, by Sergeant Grills , the drill sergeant.
“it is a test, designed to bend you, then break you. At the end of it, you’ll emerge thankful, feeling reborn, and most importantly, have teeth whiter than the freshest snow on the himalayas.”
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Do it, this will certainly fix the filthy yellow grin (if you made it). Insane I know, but if you are interested you can give it a try! All the best, haha! #crazed
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Lastly, “Extraordinary Etiquette” by Lisa Crowne, the Professor.

This assessment is to test your knowledge on how polite you are – are you a gentleperson or a peasant, when it comes to etiquette?

This is hilarious. But, I think both are the correct ways to wear a bow tie.
Hmm. What do you think?
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Result! Middle class manners, not too bad!
But I obviously got the above one wrong. Haha. Lesson learned.
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With that, I graduated, & officially the alumni of The Whyte Academy.
I have to say this is by far the most entertaining yet very educating programme I took.

What did I learn?
There’s no fault in SELFIE/any social posting, moderation is the key.

– No matter what, you just have to SMILE. & everything will eventually get better.
– You want to look good? You got to work God damn hard for it. Nothing comes easy yo!
– You do not wear a bowtie topless. Haha.

A big thank you to the one and only Wayne Whyte, for being who he is! Thank you for the ass-kicking academy programmes, which have taught us well on how to be a better person.

*BIG WIDE SMILE*
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You got to really try this out, check out the programmes I mentioned in this post, and find out who you really are. You will definitely love The Wayne Whyte academy as much as I do! Visit www.whyte-academy.com to try the programmes out! =D

*Kindly note that the Whyte Academy is a fictional site, and the content that we are producing is supposed to be quirky and not taken seriously. So do have fun with it!

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