Hello lovelies, I just discovered a really wacky programme online (I can’t wait to share it with you guys!) Well, before that, I proudly announce that I am now one of the alumni members of the Whyte Academy!!
So, what is The Whyte Academy?
It is an “academy” established by the founder, Wayne Whyte – an accomplished narcissist (comparable to the likes of Steve Jobs, Richard Branson, etc.) – to help people become as good as he is. He’s been featured as a key personality in huge publications such as TYME magazine, PHORBES magazine, ENQUIRE magazine, KLEO magazine (no, not typos); he was even the first human to summit Mt Everest in a singlet. (yes, singlet!)
His secret? A winning Smile, and Darlie EXPERT WHITE.
Wayne explains it all in the Whyte Academy’s Introduction Video.
I have participated in the following programmes:
The result! What kind of an Instagrammer do people see you as?
My friends called me the INSTA-ADDICT, a socialpath, which I didn’t quite agree.
& this assessment just proved that I am “SOCIALLY BALANCED”. Take that! Haha.
And nope; this is not only a single question test – the question above is just one of the questions and I have gone through a series of them; and I am certainly a certified Socially Balanced individual hahahha!
Take the test now, see if you are a social sociopath or socially cold; or you are like me, SOCIALLY BALANCED! Be ready to receive honest analyses on your social standing and receive recommendations for improvement. You won’t regret it!
1st test – TO SMILE OR NOT TO SMILE
Here are a series of social situations. Pick your response.
Then, the “Go Dental Bootcamp”, by Sergeant Grills , the drill sergeant.
“it is a test, designed to bend you, then break you. At the end of it, you’ll emerge thankful, feeling reborn, and most importantly, have teeth whiter than the freshest snow on the himalayas.”
This assessment is to test your knowledge on how polite you are – are you a gentleperson or a peasant, when it comes to etiquette?
With that, I graduated, & officially the alumni of The Whyte Academy.
I have to say this is by far the most entertaining yet very educating programme I took.
What did I learn?
There’s no fault in SELFIE/any social posting, moderation is the key.
– No matter what, you just have to SMILE. & everything will eventually get better.
– You want to look good? You got to work God damn hard for it. Nothing comes easy yo!
– You do not wear a bowtie topless. Haha.
A big thank you to the one and only Wayne Whyte, for being who he is! Thank you for the ass-kicking academy programmes, which have taught us well on how to be a better person.
You got to really try this out, check out the programmes I mentioned in this post, and find out who you really are. You will definitely love The Wayne Whyte academy as much as I do! Visit www.whyte-academy.com to try the programmes out! =D
*Kindly note that the Whyte Academy is a fictional site, and the content that we are producing is supposed to be quirky and not taken seriously. So do have fun with it!